Monday, January 12, 2009

The Wonder Drug Garlic

I recently observed the anti viral effects of garlic on regular and immune compromised individuals.

Everyone hates getting a cold or the flu. I have found that, at the very first sign of a bug coming on, if you take raw garlic you will not get sick.

This is not for the faint of heart for there are some obvious side effects.

Instructions:

At the first hint of getting sick, press two medium teeth of garlic.
(organic preferred)
Place all content of the teeth into a teaspoon.
Have a glass of water and a piece of bread ready.
Quickly swallow the garlic teeth and drink the water.
Then eat some bread and finish the glass of water.

I also suggest you do it after a meal.
If you do it correctly it is not at all bad.

Now, if you are going to be speaking to people you will need some sort of breath mints. The stronger the better as the garlic will effect your breath.

Secondly, you may experience the Garlic Bomb.
These extremely potent farts are a GRFS9 (the Greco-Roman Fart Scale)
With a mustard gas characteristic, these babies can easily clear a room.
If you are going to be in a meeting, you go at your own risk, unless of course you are the boss.

The medical use of garlic goes back for the last 4000 years.
Evil spirits that caused illness were thought to be chased away by garlic.
Amazon River parasites can be eliminated from the system with raw garlic.
This ancient superfood is very powerful.

Good luck and stay healthy.

Until the next time.
Carpe Diem

1 comment:

Suzyn said...

Having tried the earlier method (chew for as long as you can stand) I'm excited to try the pre-crushed method. It definitely fended off a cold for me, and gave me a nice boost of energy, too!